Metal

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Comment by toranga on November 12, 2008 at 11:36am

2 movies every metal head should have seen,
ehhmmm i had not seen these movies before 2 day´s ago and i´m sure there are others like me out there.

Now check these movies/documentary out

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478209/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1249171/

Comment by Adolf on October 8, 2008 at 6:14pm

to: Comment by Kane on May 31, 2008 at 12:10pm
Hillarius man!!!! Great ways to end that story!!!
Stay metal!!! Stay true!!!

Comment by jo on July 31, 2008 at 12:54pm

Listen to Pro-Pain. too. Cause they´re a bunch of real cool mothafuckas.

Comment by toranga on June 26, 2008 at 6:02pm

I do listen to chimera.

Here are some photos i took at hellfest 2008
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28004137@N02/sets/72157605819820633/

http://www.youtube.com/livingstones
some videos from hellfest 2007 i might make some videos for hellfest 2008, but i didn´t shoot as much footage, it was just to hot.

Comment by Chris on June 15, 2008 at 9:16am

listen to chimaira mother fuckas

Comment by toranga on June 10, 2008 at 2:41pm

www.vbs.tv did a short internet documentary about a heavy metal band in Baghdad called Acrassicauda.

I watched that documentary and found it awesome it literally shows people who are willing to die to play heavy metal.

Sometimes we don´t understand and take for granted how good we have it.

I recommend this dvd to everyone it is really good.

http://www.vbs.tv/vice-films/heavy-metal-in-baghdad/buy.html

Comment by zxc on June 6, 2008 at 6:21pm

lmao

Comment by toranga on June 3, 2008 at 6:34pm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that joke is brilliant.

Comment by Kane on May 31, 2008 at 12:10pm

Must read!

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights.


* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.


* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and F*cks her.


* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks Jack Daniels and f*cks the princess, then wakes her up in the middle of the night and f*cks her again.


* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave... without the princess.


* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, f*cks the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.


* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, f*cks the dragon, then leaves.


* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he f*cks the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.


* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her.Then he f*cks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time.


* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...


* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.

Comment by mike on May 30, 2008 at 7:48pm

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